Cristiano Ronaldo Cursed by Witch Doctor

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A perfectly logical explanation for Cristiano Ronaldo’s injury plight came to light today.

A “voodoo” or “witch doctor” from Ghana named Nana Kwaku Bonsam “Devil Of Wednesday” (WHY WEDNESDAY?!?) has stated,

“I am very serious about it. Last week, I went around looking for four dogs and I got them to be used in manufacturing a special spirit called ‘Kahwiri Kapam’. I said it four months ago that I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo and rule him out of the World Cup or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana and the best thing I can do is to keep him out though injury.”

As if that’s not creepy enough, he added “This injury can never be cured by any medic, they can never see what is causing the injury because it is spiritual. Today, it is his knee, tomorrow it is his thigh, next day it is something else.”

Guess you’re out of luck Ronaldo, Mr. Wednesday seems to have made up his mind.

 

 

 

quotes via The Guardian

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